I Was Thinking The Other Day...

( Stumbled Upon This Quote Some Where....Incredibly True!!)

I was thinking the other day about how the most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it? A death. What is that, a bonus?

Well... I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating...then you finish off as an orgasm!

... now that's a ride. ... oh yea!

Wake Me Up When Trimester Ends

Well, I have Always Hated The Trimester Pattern At NMIMS and On One Fine Day, I Had Thought Of This Poem , Which I Finally Wrote;;;


Exams Have Come and passed

The Jugaad Can Never Last

Wake Me Up When Trimester Ends

Like the Nerds We Never Pass

3 months Go Away So Fast

Wake Me up When Trimester Ends

Here Comes The Test Again

And the Prof Looks At Me In Disdain

Drenched in my Pain Again

Becoming What I Am Not

My Futile Attempt To Get The Answer

Makes Me Write All Crap

Wake Me Up When Trimester Ends

Exams Have Come And Passed

The Jugaad Can Never Last

Wake Me up When Trimester Ends

Bring Out The Frolic Again

Like We Did When July Began

Wake Me Up When Trimester Ends

At Times I Feel The Loss

And All My Dreams Go For a Toss

Some Weeks Ago We Had The Fests

We Laughed So Much At All the Jests

Wake me Up When Trimester Ends

No No I Cant Recall

All That TCP,OSPF and EIGRP Shit

Ohh Thats What Created All The Rift

Wake me Up When Trimester Ends

Wake Me Up When Trimester Ends

P.S.

Trimester here refers to the 3 semesters a year pattern followed at NMIMS and Not the Trimesters of Pregnancies.

Currently me being in the 10 th Trimester ;;

10 years ago

10 years ago

1. I was in 6th Standard

2. i sucked at math( i still do )

3. i had a huge crush on one ,,well two girls in my class.

4. I went to Cricket Coaching

5. I wanted to be a Doctor

6. I had seen 2-3 English Movies

7. I Couldnt Ride a Bicycle...Learnt after 3 months

8. I didnt have a Sibling

9. My Vacs would be Spent in Mumbai and Surat ---Its Ulta now, For Vacs i come down to Baroda.

10. I was a Part of an "Invention Group"...

Still Vividly Recall Those Days....Me,Divya,Priyesh, Ishaan, Dwij, Sagar ( Secret Meetings and all stuff, Password, all Inspired from Secret Seven i Guess !!)

11. I had Etched my name on a Tree...Opposite My Class in 5th-c .

That we used to call a "TREE"

12. I used to Write with Ink-Pen ( Provided by School.)

13. I Hated the Number 13( was superstitious)

14.

English teacher/ SS teacher- Bakshi sir ( He had Told Us To Do Two things:

a) Buy Two Story Books on Every birthday . So by 20 years u'll have Your Own Library ..

10 Years Have Passed and I have Hardly Read 10 Books...So Gotta Catch Up

Eventually Poornima Madam Replaced Him- She was a Perfect teacher. Very Devoted to her Job

b) Plant 1 tree every year .Didnt Get a Chance, But Did Plant Two Mango Trees which have grown Big and Yeah bear Fruits also.

Hindi teacher- Mayur sir ---Well, he would Make Us Laugh a Lot.

Science teacher- Shivani madam-- Class teacher.

She Actually Made The Transition Easy from 5th (junior section) to 6th (senior section) --Wonderful Teacher

Maths teacher- Tejashri Madam- I Was Afraid of Her ...ha ha

Computer Teacher- Chaturvedi Sir...Cant Believe used to work on Windows 95 then.

15. I had never been Online....Didnt have an Email id , Didnt have a Cellfone ( though of Internet as a Machine .....ha ha )

16. Used to Play Cricket All Day in Vacs.
3 shifts actually ( Ws good at Batting .Thought Myself As the Next Tendulkar in Waiting)

Early Morning 8-10

After Lunch

and Evenings(Coaching)

17. Played My first Cricket Match on Season ball ( It was 6th -C v/s 6th -B )

Venue: Akota Stadium

The Equation Still Remains in our Favour .We have won 37 and they 32( Correct me if I am wrong)

18. Had Watched Each and Every Match at WC-1999. and loved to see India thrash Pakistan

1999 also reminds me of Anil Kumble's 10 wkt Haul against Pakistan.

19. Took Part in a Inter House Drama- The Sheriff's Kitchen (Based on Robinhood- My role Was That of a Guard--Abhishek Shah was With me In This Drama) I felt i had Done a Great Job....Acting Hmmmm..

So This Is What Happened To Me 10 Years Ago. Let Me See If After Another 10 Years I Can Write Sumthing Once Again.