Realizations

1.  I Have Learnt that you should Never Give UR Name to UR Pendrive...Can Get u into  trouble(ISM -- GAWDE)

2. I Have Learnt that "People Forget and Forgive". So Never have a Permanent
"36 ka aakada" with Anyone.

3. I Have Learnt that People you Care About the Most in Life go Away and all the Others Remain.

4. I Have Learnt that no Matter how Much u Care, Some People just dont deserve it.

5. I Have Learnt that you can Keep on Puking Long after you think "Its Almost Done"

6. I Have Learnt to "Be Specific" and ask " How Much Exactly is WALKING DISTANCE" the Person is Referring to. I mean I can Walk Up till Kanyakumari if I Want to.
What exactly is 'WALKING DISTANCE' a km , 3km , 5 km ???

7. I Have Learnt that Never Look Back after Breaking the Traffic Signal.

8. I Have Learnt that Never Ever tell urself "M Gonna Sleep Just for Half an Hour" When u Have to Catch a Train in 2hrs and u Havent Packed UR Bags.

9. I Have Learnt that " U Cant reach BORIVALI in 15 minutes from ANDHERI" even if it is 6am and u tell the Rickshawallah "I'll pay Double."

10. I Learnt it Long Back that in a Mumbai Local if Somene asks "BOSS, GOREGAON??" Dont be Oversmart and say that " Nai Abhi to MALAD Aaya Hai".
He's Asking If YOUUUUUUUU Want to Get Down at "GOREGAON" or Not.

11. I Have Learnt That if Someone Tells U
" I'll see What can i Do about It", Its a Negative Response( So Dont Expect)

12. I Have Learnt That " Some Songs Just Pop Up in UR Head at Wrong Times"
('Hey There Delilah' during Multimedia Systems exam
'Ami Je Tomar' frm "Bhool Bhulaiya" in DCOM )

13. I Have Learnt That "Never Make Promises if You Have the Slightest Doubt " coz they are just like Babies Fun to Make, Difficult to Deliver.

14. I Have Learnt That " Time Travels Faster than Light"(No Complex Scientific Reasoning Behind It Please.....).

15. I Have Learnt That "Baroda Cant have Beaches" and "Mumbai Cant have Sindhrot".

16. I Have Learnt That i can Listen "Seasons In The Sun -- Westlife" Forever.

17. I Have Learnt That "Some People do Have the Habit of Sleeping in their Balconies, Even if They have a 2BHK Apartment"
(Internal Joke --- 804,KRISHNA CHS)

18. I Have Just Learnt that "This Post is Getting too Far...and Many Would have Left it Half-way and Those who Would Reach Here, Will Take a Deep Yawn and Curse me For Wasting their Precious Time.

( No, They Couldnt have Already Slept)

P.S. : This Post was Written at 4 am ( and i am feeling more sleepy than You) just because I dont miss out on OCTOBER.
 
Till then BLOGTE RAHO !!

I Was Thinking The Other Day...

( Stumbled Upon This Quote Some Where....Incredibly True!!)

I was thinking the other day about how the most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it? A death. What is that, a bonus?

Well... I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating...then you finish off as an orgasm!

... now that's a ride. ... oh yea!

Wake Me Up When Trimester Ends

Well, I have Always Hated The Trimester Pattern At NMIMS and On One Fine Day, I Had Thought Of This Poem , Which I Finally Wrote;;;


Exams Have Come and passed

The Jugaad Can Never Last

Wake Me Up When Trimester Ends

Like the Nerds We Never Pass

3 months Go Away So Fast

Wake Me up When Trimester Ends

Here Comes The Test Again

And the Prof Looks At Me In Disdain

Drenched in my Pain Again

Becoming What I Am Not

My Futile Attempt To Get The Answer

Makes Me Write All Crap

Wake Me Up When Trimester Ends

Exams Have Come And Passed

The Jugaad Can Never Last

Wake Me up When Trimester Ends

Bring Out The Frolic Again

Like We Did When July Began

Wake Me Up When Trimester Ends

At Times I Feel The Loss

And All My Dreams Go For a Toss

Some Weeks Ago We Had The Fests

We Laughed So Much At All the Jests

Wake me Up When Trimester Ends

No No I Cant Recall

All That TCP,OSPF and EIGRP Shit

Ohh Thats What Created All The Rift

Wake me Up When Trimester Ends

Wake Me Up When Trimester Ends

P.S.

Trimester here refers to the 3 semesters a year pattern followed at NMIMS and Not the Trimesters of Pregnancies.

Currently me being in the 10 th Trimester ;;